SJP

Dear Sarah,
We have a problem. I mean, I have a problem. With you. Now, I know we've never met, and you are probably thinking, 'wow, isn't this dude pretentious?'... Maybe, but hear me out. See, you filmed a movie recently. And, while 'sex and the city' isn't my favorite show, i don't have any giant grudge against it. Except my one complaint.
I work at a restaurant adjacent to a theater where the aforementioned film is showing. Nightly, we have large groups of women come into our restaurant. They are all markedly 'SITC' fans. They even dress like you. No problem there, I dig your sense of style. The problem, however, lies in the fact that they think that they all deserve to be treated like they ARE you. And tips? fuggedaboudit!! They are rude, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant people, at least for the time in which I am forced to be with them. Now mind you, I don't think any of these adjectives describe YOU. I think you're generally really cool, I might add. However, your inherent beauty and talent apparently inspires jealousy, which inspires mimicry, which inspires this absolutely insane celebrity complex in people who are at best mildly successful, if not just downright ordinary. So please, could you call the Hoyts cinema at the Entertainment Quarter in Sydney, Australia and advise them that all future showings of your film be cancelled? Thanks so much.
Your adoring fan,
Joshua

Let's play a game

The game is called 'which one doesn't belong?'

So I pulled up my email just a moment ago, and was greeted with my 5 top news headlines, as usual.



closer up view of the headlines


The game is simple. Figure out which headline doesn't belong....
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Got it?..


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Yea, it was just funny to me... I read about bridges collapsing, planes crashing, and the religious people smashing on Obama....and then a 700lb mexican dude (which, incidentally, makes me think of Nacho Libre)....I laughed..out loud. And then shared it with you. I hope you're amused

This kid is ridiculous

I started playing guitar at age 14. And if I am to be perfectly honest, the decision to pick up the instrument had more to do with impressing girls than anything else (although I'm proud to say that I prefer to use it for more noble ventures these days).

Now, had I started playing a little earlier, say oh i dunno, age two... Well I would have way sooner reached the point of appreciating my instrument for much more than a mojo - perhaps even well before puberty, like this kid on the drums...this video chronicles his musical development from age 2 to age 11....prepare to be amazed...




I hope that changed your life.

Sophomore what? huh?.....

......Oh I'm so sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sounds of the beautiful music.

Go buy this CD immediately. Trust me, I know what's best for you, just do it. That's all.

Singing, Dancing, and Stealing things. All are worthy endeavors.

When I listen to an album of music, I want some things from that music. These things will determine my opinion of the album (or CD, or whatever you want to call it.) I want to be impressed by the musicianship of the performer. I want lyrics to tell me a story. I want to see creativity (I love it when a band steps out of the box that they are usually placed in.) Above all, however, I want to be moved by an album. I want it to take me somewhere. Maybe multiple places.

This is the reason why I love Jason Mraz' new CD. It's called "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things" and it is phenomenal!

Good ol' Jason has always impressed me with his vocal talent, witty lyrics, and creative instrumentation, and he doesn't fail to do the same on this one. But the most impressive thing is that he takes the listener on a journey in every song... I'll let you find out where when you buy the CD, but trust me, you will not be disappointed. It's all you would expect from Mr. A-Z and more.

My absentee ballot that doesn't count....

....shall be cast in favor of...

This guy.



I do find it ironic by the way, that the soldiers can vote, but their vote actually means nothing in actually deciding the politicians who may ultimately decide their fate. All because Americans are too stupid impatient to wait for a batch of ballots to be overnighted...

duh.

Our country is ridiculous sometimes.

Anyways, on to my explanation of why I'm voting for Mr. Obama. Then those of you Christians reading this who are starting to pick up axes and guns can put them down, because I assure you, voting republican is no more "Christian" than killing a man. Because ultimately that's what you did by putting a gun-toting redneck in office (sorry, i had to...)

Honestly, when looking at the line up of candidates, my initial thought was "why bother?"

But then I would be able to label myself as a hypocrite, because I'm always harping on people who don't vote. So I NEED to vote for someone. Hence my problem.

So I'm voting for Obama, simply because he is the least annoying of the group.

That's it. No particular philosophical reason or anything. He's just least ridiculous.

It is a sad day, me thinks, when Josh Graber can't find a good reason to side with or against a politician.

Ladies and gentlemen of the USA, I may never come home.

Hugh

I met this guy in church this morning...

...He's not as terrifying as he looks...

Road

The funny thing about a road is, it always involves a destination
And a destination is actually all about the journey.
The choices you make at every turn are influenced by your view of the end.
Road signs, strategically placed, guide each turn.

Occasionally, perspective is lost and we focus on the tiny stones in front.
They appear to be boulders, when in reality, they are easily hurdled.
This is shortsightedness. It kills dreams, hopes, and vision.
So kill the urgent and destroy the minor issues in your way.

Because the road will always lead somewhere bigger.

No Stopping Love

So I was walking around in the city today, and I found this. A sign that says no stopping, and beneath it someone wrote 'love'. I snapped the pic. Five minutes of photoshop later (to bring out the 'love' and make the 'no stopping' sign bigger), we're in business.
I rather like it.

Around

I took some pictures yesterday, and I thought I would share some of them with you. I love photography, and if anyone has the desire to donate a Nikon D40 and a massive telephoto lens for my efforts, i would be more than glad to receive it...

Anyways, on with the pics...

I like this one... it's total contrast, with the flower and the buildings and city behind it.



I think this is proof that autumn is coming...




I'm proud of this one




Not quite sure what to put as a caption on this... broken glass on the ground near my flat...